Johnny Depp Is Dumb Puppy

It was only two years ago that "The 'Edward Scissorhands' and 'Sleepy Hollow' star, who spends much of his time in the south of France with his companion, Vanessa Paradis, and their two small children, told the German magazine he couldn't see himself paying more than short visits to his Los Angeles residence in the present political climate." (more here)
Poor Monsieur Depp, now his beloved, sophisticated France is going up in flames, mon dieu, what is great thespian to do? Staying put apparently isn't it. Maybe he can move to Saudi Arabia and let his kids hang out with Michael Jackson.

Thank God For Natural Selection

Some things I am sad to see disappear, like the hair on my head, cheap gas, etc. However, there are other things that have ceased to be, that I am absolutely overjoyed about. This is an example of one of those things.

By Kevin Gray
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina, Nov 10
(Reuters) - A bizarre marine crocodile that lived 135 million years ago in what is now Argentina had the head of a dinosaur and the tail of a fish, paleontologists said on Thursday.

The finding, published in Thursday's issue of the journal Science, sheds new light on an animal that millions of years ago dominated Earth's seas. Scientists are calling the beast "Godzilla." -More-

Huh?

Energy-momentum tensor for the electromagnetic flux in an extraterrestrial UFO explains the advanced propulsion, navigation and stealth communication systems.
Scientists are finally close to deciphering the secrets of advanced propulsion and navigation systems used in advanced extraterrestrial UFOs.