Johnny Depp Is Dumb Puppy

It was only two years ago that "The 'Edward Scissorhands' and 'Sleepy Hollow' star, who spends much of his time in the south of France with his companion, Vanessa Paradis, and their two small children, told the German magazine he couldn't see himself paying more than short visits to his Los Angeles residence in the present political climate." (more here)
Poor Monsieur Depp, now his beloved, sophisticated France is going up in flames, mon dieu, what is great thespian to do? Staying put apparently isn't it. Maybe he can move to Saudi Arabia and let his kids hang out with Michael Jackson.